Lots of groceries, lots of grey hairs
lots of bills, lots of day care
lots of taxes, lots of back aches
and they say you're just running the rat race
but at least I don't think I'm in bad shape
(SMIXX)
Went to sleep fine then I woke up injured/
I’ve been drinking cheap wine cause I need to buy some winter/
Grind teeth in my sleep so I might need dentures/
swashbuckling car seats is my main adventure/
Find me on tha block - you know that its Duplo/
Don’t need alarm clocks cause my toddlers too grown/
If it takes another drop, I’m gonna need a new phone/
I gotta fix the faucet, I’m not living in a new home/
Have to clean my office so I don’t seem like a hoarder/
Better check the PVR to see what got recorded/
Boots with the fur is on Dora the Explorer/
Every time I "roll a joint" you know I’m on a foam roller/
Always pickin’ up when I’m cruisin’ in the whip/
- Groceries and items off my honey-do list/
I got ice on my wrist cause I fell and I slipped/
You can hear me poppin’ off when I’m bending from the hips/
Lots of groceries, lots of grey hairs
lots of bills, lots of day care
lots of taxes, lots of back aches
and they say you're just running the rat race
but at least I don't think I'm in bad shape
(KING DYLAN)
Yeah, I wake up early, I put on my pants/
and they look thirsty so I water my plants/
Go out to my garden, the sprinkler sprays/
what can I say? I got "hose" for days/
and I'm an adult now, I love it/
except when I fall down in public/
I trip on the sidewalk, complain to the bylaw/
they say that's my fault, but fuck it/
I just got a puppy, she ain't that vicious/
she just had a litter, now I got "mad bitches"/
Surrounded by females, they love that bone/
I bring home the bacon for the pups at home/
My woman knows that when I'm on my phone/
I'm talking to dudes, the group convo's strong/
and now that I'm grown, I've changed my tone/
but in a way I'm singing that same ol' song!/
Oh, I have lots of puppies, all around me, all around me
Yes, I have lots of Laundry (Lots of Dirty Laundry) all around me, all around me
(MC MOSSBERG)
I hate to age myself but gravity's a problem,/
and I still listen to music through a freakin' walkman/
I have to put in some stretching before I'm freely walking/
Muscles unknown to me - I am tweaking often/
and I'm off my rocker, inches off the walker/
People call me Sir, but I don't see a problem/
Now im peein' often, I don't think its awesome,
am I rife with disease or is it my drinkin problem?/
I think about it, lose my train of thought/ then I think about it/
I'm tired, I hate fiber/ but I ain't shit without it/
it is too crowded in this pub, no way to get around it/ I am surrounded
I assert myself with some vigorous frowning, and fist shakin'/
Now I'm flailing around like it's some limp bacon/
if you dont think its too loud, boy, youre mistaken/
(GQ)
So now I'm making more cash than I ever did/
I work long days but it's got a few benefits/
No gold teeth, but I got a gold toilet/
It's got a bidet, and I royally enjoy it/
This is better than sex on Christmas!/
I'll be running my business, while I'm DOING my business/
Emails and calls, gotta get that paper/
the roll ran out, Ah I'll buy more later/
You know me, I be dropping that hot shit/
But I keep pushing and it's got me exhausted/
And now Wifey keeps begging me to tap that/
And I'm like babe, maybe after "nap nap"/
I'm just pooped, ain't nothing against her/
Tryna pay the bills for all my latest ventures/
No gold teeth, but I DO got a denture/
I wanna get an implant,
"Babe, that's a big expenditure!/"
Lots of groceries, lots of grey hairs
lots of bills, lots of day care
lots of taxes, lots of back aches
and they say you're just running the rat race
but at least I don't think I'm in bad shape
credits
from Robocalypse Supreme,
released September 9, 2022
Written by D.Roberts/J.Mosier/O.Zacharias/G.Furber/C.Smith
Recorded, mixed & Produced by King Dylan
The DC Show/The Doomsday Cartel are 5 skilled emcess named King Dylan, MC Mossberg, Buttnz, GQ, and Smixx. With Dylan on the
beats and rhymes being kicked by all 5 whenever they feel inclined, this collective of nerds are still on the brink of never being famous after 20 some years of rap, but they still go harder than 40 viagra pills. Just Listen, or don't. Just don't go listen to Drake instead....more