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from Drinkognito by The D.C. Show

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(MC Mossberg)
Hey what's new boys? With me? Uhh really nothing
7 years later thought I'd come and fuckin kill something
real rugged been building up to fill your fuckin cup and spill blood
and fill thugs with the urge just to piss in your lungs and kick drugs
and give a kiss to your mom, while I sip Evian
you're probably thinking it's Water, Dumb Idiot
Yo, This is Drinkognito and it's brimming with Vodka!
I'm flippin' out on ya, I'm givin ya the Wacky Wobble
Scoring Highlight K-O's with a plastic bottle
I make a laugh of the squabble then maybe end 'em
I leave a Grown man with Shaken Baby Syndrome
Either way, I'm taking a drink
and it's yellow Gatorade, but it Ain't what you think
and when I'm out and about I just really like to Scotch it up
You'll know what's up when I Bash you with a Coffee Cup!

Hide That Drink! Here comes the Po po
Hide That Drink! Here they come, Oh no!
Hide That Drink! In Gatorade bottles, Coffee Cups
We're just some assholes you don't Like!
We're just some assholes you wanna fight!
Hide That Drink and we can Drink all Night!
Hide That Drink and we can Drink all Night!

It's been a while, been away from this Rap and Rock
and things have changed in the game since the last we talked
all this Fame in my brain has made me change and pop
and now I'm famous a lot, I'm still here aiming at 'Pac
I'm feeling blameless and hot and I'm just blatantly not
cuz I'm still racing the clock, I said clock and cock
so get off mine and stop before I knock yer block off
This time it's got me all fucking bothered and lock jaw
I'm saving the game from all this pop like Nabokov
so back the fuck off of, before I just snap and get drunk
off these Scotch Hops, and start playing hop scotch
the D.C. boys are getting all pampered and notched off
rub and tugs, we're tugging rugs and beating the Cops off
Like Kickin fuckin ass and not suckin their Cock snot
my boys and I are rolling downtown in our drop top
leaning out the Passenger, we got a Shotgun!!


I don't wanna tell you what I'm thinking about
I gotta figure out how to get this Drink in my mouth
and it wouldn't be a problem if I was chillin at my house
but I'm at the Liquor store and they haven't finished Checkin me out
speaking of Checkin me out, behind the till is this cute chick
I'm like "Hey, wanna see my Huge Dick?!"
Hahhaha, No, She didn't
Ah, well she's just one in a billion
but fuck, I love being brilliant!
I can pour my drink in the cup from the Burger King
liquid confidence helps me to murder pink
down at the beach while I'm sippin on Vodka
checkin out the bitches as they walk down the Boardwalk
y'all know I Cock Tail like a Molotov
Drinkognito! The Rap Alcoholicaust!

(King Dylan)
I'm old school like Wilson and Vaughn
To be Frank, i'm hoping someone fills up the bong
I'm going streaking with some Milf's like your mom
cuz once it hits the lips, King dyl's fuckin gone!
You can find me anywhere on the city map
getting drunk in public, with my silly laugh
telling God to bring Tupac and Biggie back
take a swig and have a rant about shitty rap
yo, cuz I don't give a fuck about 2 Chainz
Watch out, cuz I'll be next to Rush ya, like Ukraine
the King's pissing down on all of you new names
you need an umbrella, So I'll tell ya who reigns
Yeah, listen to the heart of a king
let me show you my scars when I sing
I rock 16 bars, and I call it a pub crawl
we're the rap alcoholics, So fuck y'all!



from Drinkognito, released October 14, 2014
written by Dylan Roberts, Graham Furber, Joe Mosier, Oren Zacharias
Produced by King Dylan


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The D.C. Show Calgary, Alberta

The DC Show/The Doomsday Cartel are 5 skilled emcess named King Dylan, MC Mossberg, Buttnz, GQ, and Smixx. With Dylan on the beats and rhymes being kicked by all 5 whenever they feel inclined, this collective of nerds are still on the brink of never being famous after 20 some years of rap, but they still go harder than 40 viagra pills. Just Listen, or don't. Just don't go listen to Drake instead. ... more

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